February 2010
104 posts
txtsfrmlstnght:
(215): what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
(1-215): 6 min
January 2010
108 posts
txtsfrmlstnght:
(206): You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the “ducks fly together” speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack…quack..
You don’t meet a lot of people that you really like. I don’t anyway.
– Nick Cave (via shabbydoll) (via suzywire) (via jura-vaikas) (via thingsgohazy) (via theindiehippie) (via amanda1234)
txtsfrmlstnght:
Need friends like this.
(502): You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Eighteen People You're Scared of on Facebook →
"Who are you talking to?" "My tumblr, the only person I like." "So basically, you only like yourself?" "I'm glad you finally figured it out, Dad."
Laying in Randy's bed on a Saturday morning debating a possible career change. I want to travel for the rest of my life. Since I never want to be "anywhere", I might as well be "everywhere".
When you’re struggling with something, look at all the people around you and...
– Nicholas Sparks (Dear John) (via ashuhlay) (via caiti)
This always eludes me… I’ve been working on it.
txtsfrmlstnght:
(217): Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
(1-217): Don’t worry about it.
txtsfrmlstnght:
(704): i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Put your ear down close to your soul and listen hard.
– Anne Sexton (via misswallflower) (via monicasavaglia)
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent...
– Bertrand Russell. Dunning–Kruger effect - Wikipedia (via giantrobotlasers)
I think it’s more interesting to see people who don’t feel appropriately. I...
– Ryan Gosling (via chocolate-cigarettes)
I relate to this.